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If you own a sale bote and ventured here, I hope you have a good sense of humour. You do don't you? You can't all be miserable, sour looking, grumpy, god complexed, cheapskates, can you?

Pass me my credit card I gotta get gas... whadda ya mean declined?

What did the sale bote captain say to his wife?

Looking up at her from the companionway "Honey, could we snip off a bit of that arm pit hair of yours?"

She replies "Sure hon I hate it when it gets this long. Why do you ask?"

" I have to repair the anchor line."

 

How do you tell the difference between a buoy and a sale bote?

The buoy moves faster against the current.

 

Why does a sale bote usually have the right-of-way?

The sale boter never thinks he's wrong.

 

What does the sale boter do when he ties up at the local pub's wharf?
Take up otherwise useful space.

 

What the first thing a sale boter does after he purchases his new bote?
Line up a potential list of suckers he can invite on his bote and boss around while he tries to look like Cap'n Bly holding the round thingy at the back.

 

What should a power boater do as he approaches to overtake a sale bote in a narrow channel?
Carefully line up the angle at which he passes so that the trough of his wake is parallel with the keel of the sale bote, pass, wave, smile, and watch the mast sway back and forth as you look over your shoulder.

 

Why does a sale boter always have a frown on his face?
That damn tiller got rammed up his ass the last time you passed him stupid!

 

Why did the sale boter go to the local fuel barge?
He couldn't get any suckers to crew for him, and he wanted to go somewhere.

 

How does a sale boter tie up at the local marina fuel wharf?
Any way possible, he just makes sure it is not possible for any other boats with a tank larger than five gallons to tie up next to him.

 

What does a sale boter do at the gas bar?
Wash his deck, fold his rags, pump his head, brush his teeth, hang his laundry, read old magazines, or anything else to waste time, while he makes his wife pick through the cracks in the mahogany searching for more money to pay the gas attendant, while he plays with the lint and the two quarters inside his pocket.

 

More soon, this page was updated October 24, 2000

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